ensenada cruisers
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
Dr. Jones, at your Cervix.
In a Podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels.
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At a Proctologist's door:
To expedite your visit, please Back In
On a Plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed
On another Plumber's truck:
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber
On a Church's Bill board:
7 days without God makes one weak
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
Invite us to your next blowout
At a Towing company:
We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows
On an Electrician's truck:
Let us remove your Shorts
In a Nonsmoking Area:
If we see smoke, we'll will assume you're on fire and we'll deal with you accordingly.
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's Office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place
On a Taxidermist's window:
We really know our stuff
On a Private Fence:
Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive
At a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment
Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary. We always
hear you coming
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
In a Restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive carefully. We'll wait
At a Propane Filling Station:
Thank heaven for little grills
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
Best place in town to take a leak
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises
